Random Set of Great Insults

“I’ve been called worse things by better people”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

“If we threw you a going away party, would you?”

“You use statistics like a drunk uses a lamp post, for support rather than illumination.”

“If you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a week.”

“I’d agree with you – but then we would both be wrong”

“I can explain it to you, but I can’t comprehend it for you.”

“That’s the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, but it looks great on you”

“I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.”

“I love how you state the obvious, with such a sense of discovery”

“I’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.”

Posted: June 5th, 2011
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