{"id":1004,"date":"2014-09-22T18:37:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T01:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2014-09-22T18:37:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T01:37:39","slug":"just-lock-the-door-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1004","title":{"rendered":"Just Lock the Door, yo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the White House had a security breach the other day, where a guy jumped the perimeter fence and made it all the way into the front door.<\/p>\n<p><script id=\"metamorph-56-start\" type=\"text\/x-placeholder\"><\/script><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.theplatform.com\/p\/2E2eJC\/nbcNewsOffsite?guid=tdy_wel_breach_140922\" width=\"635\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><script id=\"metamorph-56-end\" type=\"text\/x-placeholder\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Tina and I were talking about this tonight before dinner &#8230; and she had a brilliant -yet simple- solution for the President: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t they just lock the door?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed when she said it, but you know &#8230; it&#8217;s a pretty simple solution, really.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the White House had a security breach the other day, where a guy jumped the perimeter fence and made it all the way into the front door. 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