{"id":110,"date":"2010-10-10T08:27:25","date_gmt":"2010-10-10T15:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=110"},"modified":"2010-10-10T08:27:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-10T15:27:53","slug":"no-offense-future-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"No Offense, Future Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"111\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=111\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?fit=800%2C640\" data-orig-size=\"800,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"retarded\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?fit=300%2C240\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?fit=800%2C640\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-111\" title=\"retarded\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?resize=658%2C526\" alt=\"\" width=\"658\" height=\"526\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?w=800 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/retarded.jpg?resize=300%2C240 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 658px) 100vw, 658px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[41,7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-1M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":806,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=806","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":0},"title":"Users of Facebook: Deliver!","author":"admin","date":"0404.1414.1313","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"humor","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=41"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KimJ-300x204.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":875,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=875","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":1},"title":"Lightsabers are Here","author":"admin","date":"0909.3030.1313","format":false,"excerpt":"Interesting fluke discovery leads to the possibility of Lightsabers in our future ...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;science&quot;","block_context":{"text":"science","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=61"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":901,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=901","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":2},"title":"Tablets vs Servers","author":"admin","date":"1212.0303.1313","format":false,"excerpt":"Tablets will be coming soon to a restaurant near you. Now you won't have to speak to waitstaff to eat out, and you will even be able to ignore those accompanying you at said dinner while playing tablet games at the table. Ugh. But seriously - Applebee's and Chili's are\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"business","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=13"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":638,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=638","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":3},"title":"Iron(ing) Man","author":"admin","date":"0505.2525.1212","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"humor","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=41"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/b71qF.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":861,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=861","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":4},"title":"Bye Bye, Ballmer","author":"admin","date":"0808.2323.1313","format":false,"excerpt":"So Ballmer is leaving Microsoft. And the stock goes up 7.29% - the crowd goes wild. Can't say it is too surprising, really. He's always seemed to lack that \"tech charisma\" that a company like Microsoft needs today.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;computers&quot;","block_context":{"text":"computers","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=44"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":272,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=272","url_meta":{"origin":110,"position":5},"title":"I&#8217;m going for it &#8230;","author":"admin","date":"0101.2323.1111","format":false,"excerpt":"So I canceled my cell phone plan today. I'm going completely Google Voice effective February 2 (day my cell contract ends - end of billing cycle). It's a pretty slick program that really has some amazing tools. In 2001, Tina and I went through similar tech jump by eliminating our\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;tech&quot;","block_context":{"text":"tech","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}