{"id":1189,"date":"2017-12-21T21:24:15","date_gmt":"2017-12-22T04:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2017-12-21T21:24:15","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T04:24:15","slug":"good-guy-postman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"Good Guy Postman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m driving home from El Paso and I guess Tina and the kids weren&#8217;t home. I see a package sitting on our front doorstep &#8211; it had been there for an hour.<\/p>\n<p>We hadn&#8217;t ever had any issues with stolen packages, but with the season and the madness of all of the online ordering &#8230; you never know. Seeing that package sit on the doorstep for an hour was concerning me. Then this guy shows up! Nice Move (he put his own delivery in one of our flower pots &#8211; did the same with the waiting package), Bro &#8211; have a great Christmas!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1280px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1189-1\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/6502130532487909043.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/6502130532487909043.mp4\">http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/6502130532487909043.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m driving home from El Paso and I guess Tina and the kids weren&#8217;t home. I see a package sitting on our front doorstep &#8211; it had been there for an hour. 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