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So I arrived in Elizabethtown KY tonight for a week-long project. When I checked in at the front desk at the hotel, the guy said …<\/p>\n

“You’ll really like this room. It has 3 queen sized beds.”<\/p>\n

Really?<\/p>\n

“Would you like a wake-up call?” he asked.<\/p>\n

“Sure” I said … “Call me every hour, on the hour, so I can switch beds.”<\/p>\n

I walked in, and he was right about the beds, but wrong about my enjoyment of said room …<\/p>\n

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Frankly, being away from Tina and the kids like this hurts.<\/p>\n

Oh Well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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