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An unfortunate trend for a couple of years now – but with a brilliant solution<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The kids haven’t worn diapers in a few years – but maybe it’s coming for me. I’d be happy to share my bodily fluids for the effort, in case any one is reading this when I start wearing them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An unfortunate trend for a couple of years now – but with a brilliant solution. The kids haven’t worn diapers in a few years – but maybe it’s coming for me. I’d be happy to share my bodily fluids for the effort, in case any one is reading this when I start wearing them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-kZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":656,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=656","url_meta":{"origin":1301,"position":0},"title":"Brazilian Jails – Getting it Right","author":"admin","date":"0707.1414.1212","format":false,"excerpt":"Using prisoners to provide electricity for the local boardwalk? 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