{"id":195,"date":"2010-12-01T21:47:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T04:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=195"},"modified":"2010-12-01T21:47:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T04:47:39","slug":"this-idiot-owns-the-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"This idiot owns the Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1333776\/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html\" target=\"_blank\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"196\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=196\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?fit=468%2C315\" data-orig-size=\"468,315\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sunowner\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?fit=300%2C201\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?fit=468%2C315\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-196\" title=\"sunowner\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?resize=353%2C237\" alt=\"\" width=\"353\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?w=468 468w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/sunowner.jpg?resize=300%2C201 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 353px) 100vw, 353px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1333776\/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html\" target=\"_blank\">Really<\/a>. She had a Spanish Notary sign off on the deal.<\/p>\n<p>Now you know who to sue when you get a sun-burn.<\/p>\n<p>Thank me later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really. She had a Spanish Notary sign off on the deal. Now you know who to sue when you get a sun-burn. Thank me later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6,5,55],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-39","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1144,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1144","url_meta":{"origin":195,"position":0},"title":"Just Took a Little Polyurethane","author":"admin","date":"0303.2626.1717","format":false,"excerpt":"Unbelievable! 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