{"id":233,"date":"2010-12-20T21:12:42","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T04:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=233"},"modified":"2010-12-20T21:12:42","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T04:12:42","slug":"okay-i-promise-i-wont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Okay. I Promise I Won&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my phone&#8217;s pics the other day and ran across this classic shot I snapped while in a bathroom of a pizza joint in Tennessee.<\/p>\n<p>Really?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"234\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=234\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?fit=1060%2C1406\" data-orig-size=\"1060,1406\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG00570\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?fit=226%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?fit=772%2C1024\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-234\" title=\"IMG00570\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?resize=534%2C708\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"708\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?resize=772%2C1024 772w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?resize=226%2C300 226w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG00570.jpg?w=1060 1060w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my phone&#8217;s pics the other day and ran across this classic shot I snapped while in a bathroom of a pizza joint in Tennessee. Really?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[13,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-3L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}