\u201cI’ve been called worse things by better people\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSome cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”<\/p>\n
“If we threw you a going away party, would you?”<\/p>\n
\u201cYou use statistics like a drunk uses a lamp post, for support rather than illumination.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a week.\u201d<\/p>\n
“I’d agree with you –\u00a0but then we would both be wrong”<\/p>\n
“I can explain it to you, but I can’t comprehend it for you.”<\/p>\n
“That\u2019s the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, but it looks great on you”<\/p>\n
“I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.”<\/p>\n
“I love how you state the obvious, with such a sense of discovery”<\/p>\n
\u201cI’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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