{"id":599,"date":"2012-03-30T15:52:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T22:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=599"},"modified":"2012-04-01T15:55:33","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T22:55:33","slug":"little-einstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Little Einstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elyce found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Einstein-A-Life-Denis-Brian\/dp\/0471193623\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1333320542&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\">this book<\/a> in my office today. After I saw her eyeing it, I told her I&#8217;d give her $100 Cash if she read it in its entirety &#8211; it weighs in at 528 pages.<\/p>\n<p>As of tonight, she&#8217;s on page 6.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"600\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=600\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?fit=800%2C583\" data-orig-size=\"800,583\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4S&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1333136164&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.05&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"einstein2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?fit=300%2C218\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?fit=800%2C583\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-600\" title=\"einstein2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?resize=415%2C301\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?w=800 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/einstein2.jpg?resize=300%2C218 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elyce found this book in my office today. After I saw her eyeing it, I told her I&#8217;d give her $100 Cash if she read it in its entirety &#8211; it weighs in at 528 pages. As of tonight, she&#8217;s on page 6.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[60,18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-9F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":604,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}