{"id":649,"date":"2012-07-10T21:43:06","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T04:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=649"},"modified":"2012-11-05T14:28:14","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T21:28:14","slug":"this-guy-has-superpowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"This Guy has Superpowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"650\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=650\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?fit=309%2C336\" data-orig-size=\"309,336\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CruiseSuperPower\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?fit=275%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?fit=309%2C336\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-650\" title=\"CruiseSuperPower\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?resize=309%2C336\" alt=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?w=309 309w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/CruiseSuperPower.jpg?resize=275%2C300 275w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, apparently (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/celebrity-news\/news\/scientologists-think-tom-cruise-has-telekinetic-telepathic-powers-2012107\" target=\"_blank\">according to those at the Church of Scientology<\/a>), Tom Cruise can move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.<\/p>\n<p>Guess he didn&#8217;t have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/329154\/katie-holmes-secret-divorce-plan\" target=\"_blank\">much luck<\/a> with Katie.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ba-dum-dum.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thank you, I&#8217;ll be here all week. Try the veal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently (according to those at the Church of Scientology), Tom Cruise can move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings. Guess he didn&#8217;t have much luck with Katie. Ba-dum-dum. Thank you, I&#8217;ll be here all week. Try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[54,21],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-at","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":727,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions\/727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}