{"id":76,"date":"2010-09-12T12:26:59","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T19:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=76"},"modified":"2010-09-12T12:27:34","modified_gmt":"2010-09-12T19:27:34","slug":"the-bread-of-life-has-its-own-toaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"The Bread of Life has it&#8217;s Own Toaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif\"><img data-attachment-id=\"77\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=77\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?fit=717%2C637\" data-orig-size=\"717,637\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jesus toast\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?fit=300%2C266\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?fit=717%2C637\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77\" title=\"jesus toast\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?resize=441%2C391\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?w=717 717w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?resize=300%2C266 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Buy your Jesus Toaster <a href=\"http:\/\/jesustoasters.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buy your Jesus Toaster here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[30,38,21],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-1e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":212,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=212","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":0},"title":"The Price of Ignorance","author":"admin","date":"1212.0505.1010","format":false,"excerpt":"It's a bit criminal for Best Buy to sell an HDMI cable for so much cash, but they get away with it preying upon one of the fallacies of consumerism (\"you get what you pay for\") and the many customers who think the name brand is king. And this is\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;products&quot;","block_context":{"text":"products","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=38"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/4HDMI.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":349,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=349","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":1},"title":"I don&#8217;t love Jesus.","author":"admin","date":"0404.0202.1111","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;religion&quot;","block_context":{"text":"religion","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=21"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/jesus.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":596,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=596","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":2},"title":"Apparently, Jesus was Listening","author":"admin","date":"0303.1919.1212","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;religion&quot;","block_context":{"text":"religion","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=21"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/jesus.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":585,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=585","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":3},"title":"Jesus &#8230; now I&#8217;ve seen it all","author":"admin","date":"0303.1010.1212","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;animals&quot;","block_context":{"text":"animals","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=59"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/vdbdt.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/vdbdt.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/vdbdt.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1214,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1214","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":4},"title":"Bald? Eat McDonald&#8217;s Fries","author":"admin","date":"0202.0505.1818","format":false,"excerpt":"Interesting article. This is where you have to weigh your options if you are bald and want to pursue this: Hair or Health? Your call.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"business","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=13"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1577,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=1577","url_meta":{"origin":76,"position":5},"title":"News?","author":"admin","date":"0404.0707.2323","format":false,"excerpt":"I have about 4 -10 'news' apps on my phone\/tablets. I am and always have been a news junkie. Just like to know what's going on. No Social Media - if you've read any of my prior relative posts, you know why. But what has been having me reflect on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;news&quot;","block_context":{"text":"news","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A94BC727-84C0-4170-9744-E5973D4FA30B.jpeg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A94BC727-84C0-4170-9744-E5973D4FA30B.jpeg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A94BC727-84C0-4170-9744-E5973D4FA30B.jpeg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A94BC727-84C0-4170-9744-E5973D4FA30B.jpeg?resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}