{"id":814,"date":"2013-05-15T06:54:37","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T13:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=814"},"modified":"2013-05-15T06:54:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T13:54:37","slug":"web-md-what-is-your-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"Web MD, what is your emergency?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.digitaltrends.com\/web\/texas-woman-turns-to-webmd-instead-of-911-for-a-gunshot-wound\/\" target=\"_blank\">Woman searches Web MD after son is shot<\/a> &#8211; instead of 911.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm. Maybe 911 should have a home-page? That would be interesting, actually &#8230; you could track your ambulance like the Dominos Pizza Tracker &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"815\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?attachment_id=815\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?fit=854%2C497\" data-orig-size=\"854,497\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DomPizzaTrack\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?fit=300%2C174\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?fit=854%2C497\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-815\" alt=\"DomPizzaTrack\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?resize=300%2C174\" width=\"300\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?resize=300%2C174 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/efoxley.com\/dope\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DomPizzaTrack.jpg?w=854 854w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman searches Web MD after son is shot &#8211; instead of 911. Hmmm. Maybe 911 should have a home-page? That would be interesting, actually &#8230; you could track your ambulance like the Dominos Pizza Tracker &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[74],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2toiQ-d8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":906,"url":"http:\/\/efoxley.com\/dope\/?p=906","url_meta":{"origin":814,"position":0},"title":"Apparently, This Guy was Wrong","author":"admin","date":"1212.1919.1313","format":false,"excerpt":"In his article \"Why the Web Won't Be Nirvana\", written in 1995, Clifford Stoll makes some bold predictions that, today, make him look like a jack-ass. 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