News for the ‘language’ Category
Never Been a Fan of Y’all. What about you guys?
Where is “Soon”?
Random Set of Great Insults
“I’ve been called worse things by better people”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
“If we threw you a going away party, would you?”
“You use statistics like a drunk uses a lamp post, for support rather than illumination.”
“If you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a week.”
“I’d agree with you – but then we would both be wrong”
“I can explain it to you, but I can’t comprehend it for you.”
“That’s the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, but it looks great on you”
“I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.”
“I love how you state the obvious, with such a sense of discovery”
“I’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.”
