So Richard Belzer died. This one stuck with me, as in ’89 I was a little lost and thought “Hey, I’d like to be a stand-up comic!”. Bought his book. Changed my mind after reading.
I don’t know – I just remember that book.
But when I read the posting on his death, I renewed my appreciation for his wit/wisdom. His last words were absolute legend.
So, apparently (according to those at the Church of Scientology), Tom Cruise can move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.